Any of you sit and count down the final minutes of a meeting hoping no one will call on you like a school child? I'm asking for a friend.

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My CD sits and counts down the final minutes of a meeting hoping that I won't talk.

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No. If they don’t call on you, sooner or later, they may realize you’re not needed in the meeting. Instead, I listen intently and try to say just one or two good intelligent things in the meeting to make them lean forward and want me more a part of it.

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Yup!

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Let me guess. You’re the friend.

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It’s okay. Your secret is safe with me.

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