At Costco with my 1 year old, and I said "oh shit" don't even remember what for, the rest of our Costco trip, she repeats "oh shit" 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🙈

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I said “fuck” one time, and my daughter repeated it till I told her I said “duck” and she must have misheard. Phew .... never been happier kids are so gullible

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Lmao yup this is how it begins 😂

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What did you buy from Costco?

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Costco is the best ❤️

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My nephews are used to their uncles coming over for football and beer so one time at the grocery store, they told the cashier they needed extra beers much to the chagrin of my sister in law

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Its Fergie!

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Don’t feel bad, my 3 year old told his daycare teacher to “FU” when she asked him to sit down.

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Cute

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Oh... shit.

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Mine does it all the time :). Just make sure when they are older to explain the difference between using those words at home vs. Public lol

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