Best excuses for leaving the office to go on interviews?

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Brb gotta take a dump

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Curious how CW/AD teams do this, when we can’t both have the dentist the same day

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Agree with copywriter 1, just preface it with a comment about Chipotle being a poor choice.

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One of the easiest ways to spot a liar is that they provide more details than they need. Just say you can’t come in. 99% of the time no one will ask why.

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doctors or dentist appointment, or wfh for delivery you have to be at home to sign for

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Depends how long you’ll be gone. Sometimes you don’t even have to say anything

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I just say I was working from home tbh.

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