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Chase is running a promo: $500 if you open a checking and savings account. Min balance 15k and set up direct deposit. Y'all should jump on that free $$$

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A lot of shit can go wrong in 90days

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15k is a lot to keep locked up at .03% return though

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If you have enough "assets" why do you care for a 300 dollar post tax return on 15k

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You are an even bigger moron then - put it into a muni or something and earn it tax free

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Op is a terrible consultant - what a shitty return on your assets

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The IRR is actually pretty good, if you do the math on $500 for 90 days

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True but only for 90 days

^no I just have enough assets to not care

@acn1 I guess sarcasm doesn't always come through via text

And yes the IRR isn't bad if you consider you could theoretically jump bank to bank every 4 months doing similar offers - easily netting over 1k post-tax with minimal effort

OP has dollars chasing dimes. Better ZD your reasoning.

I would take 3.3% guaranteed pre-tax for 90 days every time and especially right now. This is not close at all guys...

Who pays 3.3? Monthly?? I am wondering where are you all wise people currently making money in the market. I pulled a lot out before this shit storm n only now starting to re buy some

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