Curious if there are any single parents that have more than 1 kid? Tempted to try for number 2 but being a single mom of more than 1 kid is scaring the $hit out of me.

When on your flight home you're stuck with a small child, her mom and a baby in your row. Please fucking kill me. #notenoughalcohol

No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.

Took a kid from my college out to coffee for recruiting and he ordered a small coffee cuz he didn't know what the cap was. Made him reorder

Note to self, dont have a baby during busy season again...

If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!

Changing into sweatpants in the Sky Club bathroom....it's travel day baby #ORD

Not staffed but yet I look forward to Thursday's like a kid on Xmas eve #blessup

Fuck you Berkeley Missouri police and you Mother fucking speed trap on I-70. Joke is on you I'm here every week so I'll make that court date...

Hahaha! It is times like these I wish I could post pics. The very pregnant terminal bar waitress just boarded the plane to track someone down who skipped out on a bar tab! #PHL

Timing your pregnancy to have a busy season baby #HowToWinAtAudit

There were suprisingly a good amount of hot and probably virile guys on my flight. If men can get pregnant by getting eye-f*cked from head to toe, I would be a proud parent of many many children.

Perk of flying on Tuesday - First class upgrade baby 🍻

Sitting in a coffee shop in Atlanta, and I see three perfectly tanned, toned, and dressed women pushing baby strollers.. Man.. Any ladies looking for house husbands? I'll be pretty for you.

After busy season - people leave or people get pregnant

JOSH NORMAN TO THE SKINS BABY

And another couple engaged. And another on having a baby. #happyweekend #sigh

Fucking crying baby on my plane. Why can't there be a families only airline

From one mother to another, happy Mother's Day to all the consulting Mamis! It's not easy leaving our little ones for the week. Continue re-defining motherhood.

That time when a woman in the TSA pre-check line asked me to hold her baby. #wearefamily

Always hate having to pick which unread book to bring on the flight. It's like choosing your favorite kid.

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Part of the crowd. The briefcase doesn't show in post details though.

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Just moved to the city any job postings in the lab arena?

Uber Lux > Uber Black

This day needs to be over

Anyone else have a sad life without real plans for the long weekend? No, just me? Ok 😔

Looking for exit opps - What are companies that sponsor H1 visas but don't require the regular consultant travel?

Bon appétit, baby!

Cousin has been trying to adopt for 4+ years and have had several fall through. It's sad knowing there are so many kids out there who could use great parents!

One week until PTO. This week will be hell.

Need weekend meal ideas. Tired of eating out due to cost and health reasons. Heard great things about Blue Apron. Thoughts?

Best thing you've learned in consulting:

Project leadership - please don't overload analysts/consultants because they are "good" ... it will burn them out and you will lose talented resources

Young 🐠 upvote if you feel underutilized/undervalued by your firm

In an all day client workshop, what'd I miss?!

I hate it when people bring smelly food on a plane🤢