When on your flight home you're stuck with a small child, her mom and a baby in your row. Please fucking kill me. #notenoughalcohol
No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.
Took a kid from my college out to coffee for recruiting and he ordered a small coffee cuz he didn't know what the cap was. Made him reorder
If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!
Fuck you Berkeley Missouri police and you Mother fucking speed trap on I-70. Joke is on you I'm here every week so I'll make that court date...
Hahaha! It is times like these I wish I could post pics. The very pregnant terminal bar waitress just boarded the plane to track someone down who skipped out on a bar tab! #PHL
There were suprisingly a good amount of hot and probably virile guys on my flight. If men can get pregnant by getting eye-f*cked from head to toe, I would be a proud parent of many many children.
Sitting in a coffee shop in Atlanta, and I see three perfectly tanned, toned, and dressed women pushing baby strollers.. Man.. Any ladies looking for house husbands? I'll be pretty for you.
JOSH NORMAN TO THE SKINS BABY
From one mother to another, happy Mother's Day to all the consulting Mamis! It's not easy leaving our little ones for the week. Continue re-defining motherhood.
That time when a woman in the TSA pre-check line asked me to hold her baby. #wearefamily
Always hate having to pick which unread book to bring on the flight. It's like choosing your favorite kid.
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This day needs to be over
Looking for exit opps - What are companies that sponsor H1 visas but don't require the regular consultant travel?
Bon appétit, baby!
Cousin has been trying to adopt for 4+ years and have had several fall through. It's sad knowing there are so many kids out there who could use great parents!
One week until PTO. This week will be hell.
Need weekend meal ideas. Tired of eating out due to cost and health reasons. Heard great things about Blue Apron. Thoughts?
Best thing you've learned in consulting:
Project leadership - please don't overload analysts/consultants because they are "good" ... it will burn them out and you will lose talented resources
In an all day client workshop, what'd I miss?!
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