Dancing with a girl at the day club, asked what she does, "just got laid off at Deloitte"....ouch. But I still got laid, and I think she thinks we're dating now...umm how to handle?

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David - seriously thanks for letting me find out on here.

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I bet she fishbowls. You're screwed.

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Offer her that same 8 week severance "package"

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Isn't this a good thing? If u like her, date her. You haven't told us the problem statement here, hence our recommendations (from what you see above) might not meet your expectations

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Ok I am confused. You say she is classy, sweet and what not. Why not date her for a while and see how it goes? Or do you think you are Captain America and there will be a new one every single day? Don't worry about story u have to tell ur kids, trust me I can never tell mine 😂

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@PwC3, why judge only her for an activity that they're both partaking in?

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LAWLZ - D4 is trolling

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Lol this is a great thread

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Sounds like she's dodging a bullet avoiding you...

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She must be a great soul for losing her job and going out for daytime drinking. Life is too short to be sad for such things

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A3 - hope she's not on fishbowl, & D2 - great girl (in that 3 hour time frame we actually spoke and danced) but I am commitment phobic she's probably a very sweet, classy girl, but really don't see myself telling the kids, met your mom in Vegas and had sex 3 hours later and that's how this started. She has my number so if she uses it then I'll ask for more help, if she doesn't, then last night was just fucken awesome

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Offer her a job and fire her.

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*mic drop

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This sounds a little trollish. The scenario is far too coincidental🤔

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@Chicago1 - exactly!!

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Shit the bed and blame it on her

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She got laid off and you got laid

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What a horrible attitude

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