I created a framework to diagnose disease today.
Unlike webmd the answer is not always cancer.
It takes into account symptoms, demographics, body parts and certain aspects that are evaluated with different rhos in order to determine what disease you have.
Anyone know who I can sell it to?

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Is this satire?

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Your invented a digital quack that is even more worthless than a quack , because it won’t lead to even fake cure

Congrats

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Doctors are always looking for new hustles. Make friends with a doc, run it by him/her and see if sounds like a great idea or nonsense to them. You’ll definitely need an actual medical professional to get your foot in the door selling this to anyone.

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No doctor would touch this lol

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I created a new framework today, too! It tells fake developers where to sell their imaginary apps. Does anyone know where I can find clients?

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Do you have any medical training whatsoever?

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Deploy it, post the link, and let us perform so the evaluations.

What formal tests did you use to evaluate the results?

Can you reveal some tech behind it, or what data you trained it on?

Is it an interactive tool? Does it suggest analyses? How does do you input things like MRI into it?

Indeed, such a tool might exist.
Don’t be surprised by responses expressing doubt. It’s not an easy task to do right for an individual.

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