I spend the whole zoom meeting looking at how cute I am in my little video square

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It gives me anxiety. I check constantly to make sure I don’t look bored, depressed, disinterested, smug, or high. Zoom gloom.

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Oh I be lookin high and confused on mine

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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We use teams but I look hella cuter on zoom

(check settings on zoom and there’s some option to pretty much add a beautifier filter on your video 😂)

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Looking gorg so obvi staring at myself the whole time 😂🥰🥰🤷🏼‍♀️

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First funny post all day. Thanks for the laugh

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Credit goes to me ;) 😏

I feel so seen.

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