I thought LI was cringe.. look what I found on Fishbowl:

A roadmap on how to make partner but not that kind of roadmap on how to make partner

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Why does it say you attended?

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You accidentally snitched on YOU 🤣

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Okay fine you caught me trying to build a roadmap for my love life after I throw the wife and kids in the bin

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If you're going to throw the wife and kids into the bin, why on earth would you be jumping right into another relationship?

What on earth, I never attended that

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Wait everything on the Live events say attended with a link to recording

It's only a true road map if it helps you find and source the body parts to build said ideal "future partner" Dr. Frankenstein style.

Who the hell are those hosts and co-hosts? Not even ONE of them is old enough to be coaching a "relationships and love" forum. I'd be surprised if any of them have had even 6 dates up to this point!

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