If Donald Trump had an interview at Accenture .... He'd fail

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"I love Accenture. Accenture is probably one of my favorite firms. No, Accenture is my favorite firm. The other candidates here hate Accenture. That's why I'm such a good fit for Accenture. Hm, what about qualifications? I said I love Accenture."

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Trump would win huuuuuuge at any consulting interview. Man bullshits better than anyone I have seen in consulting lol

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Disagree from those of you I've met from there. They love yuuuuuuge intellects at Accenture ;) jk jk

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@PwC 2, well done 👏

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"1,237 delegates is a very random number" - Donald Trump calling a majority a "random number" such as the one I can call up in TI-84 or on Excel...

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It has to be an act... Right? Like this guy went to Wharton

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