I'm drunk at ORD. Send help!

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I just keep think "lucky bastard, not having to travel until Monday evening"

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Uh... Help means more alcohol, right? 🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾

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Damnit Greg, not again

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Yes, @ACN1. Help!

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Thinking^

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Ok. I got this. "Barkeep!"

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