I'm overwhelmed at work and want a new job where I can slack off. Any ideas of which role to pursue?

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I’m joking. Deloitte adds a lot of unnecessary work that’s counter productive and wears people out for no reason. I know because I worked there lol

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Go work at a mature local company where your skills allow you to do your job in an hour per week. Less pay, much more relaxing

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Take s secret clearance and find super secret job in Govt. You will immerse in paperwork or waiting for approval, so you have enough time.

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