Just got my CPA and am starting to get concerned about the overwhelming female attention I’m about to receive when I post this LinkedIn update. Fellow licensed accountants: how do you handle women throwing themselves at you left and right?

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My mom usually respects my boundaries if I ask for some space

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Two at a time

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Someone get this guy a snorkel

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Is this fir real? First, maybe drop the narcissim.

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Haha its not for real, clearly sarcasm 😂

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Honestly it’s tough but you’ll get used to it

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Simpmaster supreme, you are desired

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How are you doing? (In Joey’s voice from friends!) 😂😂😂😂

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Congratulations!

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How you doin? 😉

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Here we go 🙄🙄🙄

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better ignored it less stress... just do your job and that it.. enjoy lifee..

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Couldn’t agree with you more, thanks Gilyn

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It’s overwhelming!…the loneliness after working 15hrs and mostly not knowing where you are.

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Hi
Im.looking to go for my cpa any materials that you can recommend me on studying or whom I can go to

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Becker

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Just wake up from the deep sleep, you’ll be ok… 🤣

You’re dreaming!

Freak in the spreadsheets

What? It’s not a dating app, it’s just a CPA license.

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