Just had my laptop open presenting a Skype meeting while getting shampooed at the hair salon. #worklifebalance

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Hilarious. Close your mouth A2.

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Love.

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Call and BJ anyone?

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God Accenture is a bunch of buzzkills

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I've had sex on a call @T1 🙊

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glad you dont work for me

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YASS champion over here

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I've taken webex meetings at the doctors/hospital before. 🙈

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Stop doing that - be loyal to the company that helps you pay your bills #loyalty #clientcomesfirst #clientisgod

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Computer on top of her?

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Presenting? How....?

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T1 as in Terminal One where?

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Well done 👏!

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I do that because I have a chronic condition and my manager and above are all super flexible with all of my appointments. They take care of me, I take care of them.

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Me standing, her flat on the edge of the bed

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This took such a weird turn and I am here for everyone except A2. Get a life A2.

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D4 I don't think you should be proud of that...

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You need to put that on your resume! I'm impressed

What position?

@bcg1 = proof no one at BBM is getting laid.

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