Keep getting told i need to build my “executive presence”

Time to start showing up to Zoom calls with my camera showing only the top of my head and some flat black virtual background

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Don't forget to show up 10min late and derail the conversation

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And leave early to say “I have to take a call from a CEO, let’s follow up offline”

Good points all around. I would just add that you should always, and I mean ALWAYS, give unclear and cryptic guidance to analysts

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And also dont forget to ask analysts to make last minute slides and increase to the project scope and changing your mind in every call

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Don't forget the random ass borderline unprofessional anecdote as you join the meeting late. Gotta show off the relationship skills

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Lmaoooooo

Also should wear a baseball cap and a t shirt

A balding hairline, beer / wine gut and pending divorce also helps I have heard

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