My company just announced out of cycle raises of 12-20% and enforced Fridays off without affecting utilization!! Love to have leadership that cares 😊

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Congrats on finding greener pastures

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April fools?

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Which company is this don’t be shy👀

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You’ll be hearing from my lawyers for the mental distress you just caused me 😤

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April fools or Deloitte. Can’t think of anything else.

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What company?!?!

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Where do you work?! Take meeee

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I think this shows how much hope we’re all looking for out there in the world right now....

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April fools nerds

This couldn’t be more obviously fake

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