My project team is always distracted by my looks. I really want them to stay focus and deliver the project as expected by stakeholders. They always trying to complement me instead of keeping it business.

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1. u have a team of professional simpz. My condolences
2. Dis remote? You cud try appearing more human/on their lvl. growing a pimple or two (between eyebrows rec) highly effective
3. In office? Utilize odor. Smell is da most emotional of the human senses. I had an attractive work partner once but once their shoes came off one late work night, I never saw them the same ever again (funny how one sense affect another faxxx no printer)
4. Its "compliment"
5. But fr, just tell them, "Thank you for the compliments, but let's just please focus on the work. We've got a deadline to meet." You want to be clear and redirect their focus to the work.

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Photo or this is cap!😂

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My guess is that it’s your body type, fitted clothes, and male dominant team that’s leading to this.

1. Is your team distracted to the point where it is impacting performance?
2. Is it sexual harassment level or just complimenting your clothing choice?
3. Have you asked or hinted that you would like them to stop?

Good thing you covered your eyes in that above pic. Otherwise anyone on your team would know it’s you posting 👍

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Wait until OP realizes the main reason they got the job was because of their looks.

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Lol are they just staring you and not working all day? I don’t get this post.

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