Pepsi’s next brilliant marketing move…remove ice from their ads. So we open on a Pepsi glass with Pepsi filled to the brim and with ice…water beads dripping down…suddenly a hand comes in and scoops the ice out. SUPER: Pepsi stands against ICE. Zoom out to reveal its Kylie Jenner’s hand. Fast forward to me giving an acceptance speech at Cannes.

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If you only know how many “product X without ICE” pitches floating around right now… No joke.

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Dont give away genius ideas for free like that!

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CBH would never do it

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She finally joins the conversation!

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Wow that’s really dumb lol

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Mmmm hot Pepsi

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Awful, right?
That’s what ICE leaves behind once it leaves.

Please cast Kendal Jenner again!

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Who has the Pepsi account? Please take this to your boss immediately and credit OP

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Omd has media

Love the idea, if only a big name, big brand would have the big balls required to do this…

With consumer support, it would be a HUGE opportunity at the right time, one for the history books.

Can you imagine the adulation, extolling of the virtue and democracy hailing spirit of ANY consumer company pouncing on that moment things turn? The company would be heralded as a bastion of integrity around the globe for being so “courageous and authentic”.

Done prematurely, “reading the room” inaccurately, and you’re toast.

Maybe pocket this one for a bit…
You may just get your Cannes moment.

I'm almost sold...what does KJ then do with the ice?

Smashes it with a gavel. The same gavel the judge used on OJ

Listen, you can't spell "nice" without "ice"...of course, you can't spell "lice" either...

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