Recently joined a new company. I never have anything interesting to say when asked to introduce myself, other than my name, which company I last worked at and number of years in then industry. Any suggestions?

like
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

“I’m not a convicted serial killer”

likefunnyhelpful

Yes. Never convicted

likefunny

Maybe start by saying who you are voting for president and why. Should be a nice ice breaker

funnylike

Don’t forget to add your stance on Israel

likefunny

I'm always a fan of giving a boring fact. Like - "I irrationally hate cheesecake". Things like that.

likefunny

@Internal Auditor 1 that's blasphemy!! Cheesecake is delicious!!

likefunny

Sounds like you need some hobbies outside of work. That way you’ll have an interesting fact about yourself. Join a rec sports league, take a comedy class (improv or stand up), take a pubic speaking class, learn to play online poker / blackjack, etc.

like

Nah I'm sure they already have stuff they like. It can be reading, what tv shows or movies you like, games, hiking, gardening, etc.

Or make something up because people most likely won't remember anyway

like

Do you not have anything interesting to say or are you an introvert and don’t like to share who you are? I literally list out all my hobbies if they ask lol otherwise, if everyone is just giving basic info (name,past experience, role) then just follow that and don’t over think

like

Talk about your pets! I always say I have cats and somebody always asks to see a picture of them. Or give your favorite food. Fun fact doesn’t have to be serious, just fun

like

Talk about your drive, vision and aspirations. Nobody wants to know your life stories. They want to know how you see the future and bring values to the team using your skills and experience.

like

Yeah just tell them you’re humbled and honored to be there and then tell them what working there has taught you about B2B sales

Talk about AI. It’s something everyone wants to discuss right now. Ask people what kinds of things are they using AI for. Tell people what you are doing with AI to make your life easier.

like

I agree with Director 1. - Talk about your drive, vision and aspirations. Nobody wants to know your life stories. They want to know how you see the future and bring values to the team using your skills and experience.
Some of my former colleagues would reveal a lot of personal information. It really isn't relevant in any corporate setting. Over the years, I had a lot of personal family issues that I was dealing with but never revealed to anyone.
Discussing hobbies can be an interesting topic. If you are a sports fan and the company has many client's who sell sports related products it can be relevant. Same scenario if your company sells pet products and you are a pet lover.
I do agree that having good public speaking skills is always an asset no matter where you work.

Use it as an opportunity to highlight key strengths you would bring that are applicable to the role. They don’t really care to know if you took your dream trip but whether you possess sufficient skills to be successful in the role.

Nah.. they want to see if you have a personality. The poster already has the job.

Related Posts

Which burns bridges less with an organization you’re in interested in, but for which the timing isn’t great? (Con’t)

like

Best tips to manage another person that's on the same level as you, but knows everything about the client and you don't - since you are the new guy.

like

The partner in charge of my office had a nearly hour long conversation Tuesday with our new hire, behind closed doors. I didn’t hear yelling, but the bits I heard weren’t good. Will he be fired?

like

Feeling like it's only a matter of time before I have to tell the new marketing dept head that the snazzy jargon just makes him sound like a tryhard and alienates our customer base

like

Some annoying dude I didn’t like in college just joined my firm & keeps trying to message me. Do I ignore or what lmao

likefunny

Any recommendations for a work desk?
Not looking for something too big or pricey. Easy assembly / disassembly is a plus.
I see foldable desks going for $100. Any foldable standing desks out there?

like

Need advice; I’m starting a new job at a corporate WPP company. I’ve previously worked for small business. How is corporate culture/etiquette different?

likesmart

Partners- can you please help me understand the following scenario.

This partner always say hi to me and smiles at me. Recently, he avoids me and doesn’t say hi to me. His favorite manager, doesn’t

Happy Halloween! Who says Financial Professionals are not creative? Share what you dressed up as for work today?

like

At what point do you walk away when bosses or team values do not align with your personal values? Boss told me I’m too soft and I should be prepared to burn bridges if it’s a good outcome for company.

For the last month I’ve been contemplating life. It hasn’t been so much if, but more so when. A director on my team in a different vertical has been pushing me to the brink with extreme emotional abuse and now sabotaging my livelihood; job security (health insurance, financial stability, place to live etc) following months of initiating a flirtatious relationship they finalized a divorce. Just months ago this was someone I saw spending my life with, growing old besides …

like

I always get told to network and make those connections. But if you're naturally a more quiet person how do you do this? Message managers or directors on LinkedIn? shoot them a email?

like

Attending a company holiday party where they're doing a white elephant gift exchange. I barely know anyone except through emails and IMs given that most of us WFH. Fun but office appropriate gift ideas $30 or under?

like

I wish I could tell my lead how much i like him.

PS: He's engaged.

like

Has anyone had a manager they just don’t vibe with/relate to? I’ve been trying to connect but I haven’t gotten them on my side yet. How did you manage to crack the ice?

like

Anyone else get frustrated when the partner brags about their billable hour amount for the month? Like congrats, you get to bill .2 for each piece of mail. You also get .2 for every letter your secretary types up as a "form letter" you never even look at. As an Associate, I don't get those easy/automatic hours.

like

I worked at a place for 1.5 years. My CD always treat me like I didn't know what I was doing. When I was about to leave he decided to look at my book for the first time and was surprised (cont)

like

I have accepted an offer for the role of Director of Data Science & Analytics and I'll be working with old colleagues. I am very excited. I haven't given notice yet because I am waiting for the background check to complete, but my boss just asked me about traveling to a meeting in November. I start at the new job Oct 25. I'm really struggling for how to respond. If I were not leaving it is absolutely a meeting I should be at. I don't want to respond with a lie. Any dvice on how to respond?

likesmart

It’s 2020. Is a small dainty nose ring still perceived as unprofessional in the workplace? I work in the finance industry.

like

Ex consultant, currently in industry. BCG HR contacted me for a role, process was a lil messy and unprofessional. Still waiting for the “exploratory chat” she was supposed to set up with the MDP since 2 weeks ago. Texted on whatsapp but no response. Normal?

like

More Posts

Hi all,

Please help in referring to infosys Chandigarh...
Yoe - 8.4
Domain - Network infra, cloud consultant, Infrastructure project management, project management

Thanks

like

How have you combated your fear of rejection? I fixate on such small things as when my friends, for example, reject plans I have made. This definitely makes me more averse to putting myself out there and makes me ruminate on past perceived failures, which are clearly not good for personal growth

like

Hi all I have started a new post as a sales manager for a Fibre optics company, I feel I have been thrown in the deep end and asked to swim, it's a small company and want me to head up the sales team for corporate companies, also asked me to put together a marketing strategy

helpful

What is the best advice you would give to a junior account manager?

like
like

How is SAP SDC for SAP Consultants?
I have offers from CG, IBM & SAP India. So, please suggest which will be better to join.
PS- IBM is paying100% more than my current organisation.
SAP has not released my offer yet but I had an interview with VP and he said he is impressed with me and will release the offer letter soon but they have not negotiated for my salary. But he was saying if he will give me less than IBM then will I join the SAP or not? I assumed this is a trick ques., btw, I said yes

like

Any audit folks at midsize and up firms (experienced senior and above only) looking for a role in accounting advisory/consulting at a small firm <100 people (completely remote), reach out to me. Busy season hours are approx 45/week. Comp starts around $105k

like

Is there a way for me to automate creating columns to do this so I can drag across and create my columns? For example--
1Q2021 2Q2021 3Q2021 4Q2021 2021 1Q2022?

likesmart

Hello all

Does Airbus revise offer on sharing a counter offer?

TIA🙂

like

Is fishbowl only available on the US App Store?

like

having one too many career moves on your resume is a devastating obstacle to overcome. so be thoughtful about your choices so you don’t end up like me :(

like

Any idea what will be criteria for PDM to start green card process?

Equity research associate considering to pivot into IBD. Is this a wise choice? Heard ER is an exit for some of the IB folks out there.

like

Day of remote interviews at a tech co for in-house. 5 YOE. Planning on wearing a suit. Tie or no tie?

like

Kingdly share your view fishes

Post Photo
like

What is the biggest challenge you are currently facing being in tech, right now?

like

Thought this bowl will be fun when I joined but people are posting serious stuff here as well 🤔

like

Any Spanish speakers here? (First language)

like

I've recently taken over managing the hiring process for the complex lit/mass tort section of my firm, and am wondering what platforms you'd be most likely to use as a paralegal to find a new position? Currently looking at Indeed & Robert Half, but want to make sure I'm casting a wide net to find the best candidates.

like

Additional Posts in Accounting

Not having luck finding a relationship or having any guys interested in me for 28 years. Thinking about resorting to plastic surgery to increase my chances of finding somebody

like

I love making fun of KPMG, but I'm going strong with my EY memes while I can.

Post Photo
likefunnyuplifting

Just wondering what percentage of associates don't get promoted to senior? Anyone has the stats?

like

I am WAY TOO nice to be in public accounting….

likefunnyhelpful

Is it possible to transfer from Risk Assurance to Tax as a senior and keep your title? I have my CPA and one year exp in audit and tax

like

I passed my final CPA exam!!

like

Can you get fired for having low utilization as a senior? My billable hours this busy season have been much lower than my peers.

like

Anyone here going through New Jersey for CPA license?

Interested to hear more of your experience especially about the extra forms we need to submit! Already passed REG, AUD, and FAR. Planning to take BEC in Oct/Nov.

I love reading fishbowl during my bathroom breaks. Keeps me sane during busy season.

like

What's the budget range for partner(as a percentage to associate hours)for a tax provision engagement, in general?

like

Does your firm form leadership group trainings? We usually do every summer but we are starting one these last 2 months. We usually read books or watch something and then discuss. If you do them, do you think they are effective?

like

What’s the deal with work phones at KPMG? Coming from Deloitte where work phones are given.

likehelpful

Raise your hands if you didn't get promoted 🙋‍♂️ #noregrets #ihadalifethisyearinstead

like

Raises are between 7 and 15%. For just about everyone at every level at every company, depending on performance of you and your service line. You can all shut the hell up now.

like

Have you ever in-charged an engagement where your staff are higher ranking than you? E.g. you're staff 1 in charge of a staff 2 and a 1st year senior. What is your advice for others in this spot?

like

There's a ton of self help and leadership books out there to help people in their careers. If there was one that was written front the lense of a public accounting, would you read it?

likehelpful

Is the CPA designation worth it? For me it would take me 1 year of PREP courses and 2 years of PEP until i can write the CFE. And I am 27 years old right now. Also wondering if it would be crazy to pursue the CPA while learning how to code to be a developer as well?

like

Anyone hear talks of layoffs in Advisory? I know my office is laying off Assurance and BTS (Tax) staff but haven't heard much of Advisory yet.

like

Found that pwc reimburses Becker for CPA review course but I used Roger. Will i still get reimbursed?

like

General Perceptions of firms: KPMG - big party-ers Deloitte- a little snobby PwC - arrogant, everything is a competition EY - nothing of note, just there.. What'd I get wrong/right?

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal