Shout-out to the bartender on her first night on the job and poured me this glass of Macallan 18 when I asked for a double. She used the jigger but poured twice with the 'double' and so I basically got a quadruple.
Left a $25 tip. Hope she doesn't get fired!

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You got a M18 with ice, you deserve a guillotine

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One cube max (scotch rock or regular ice) for any good scotch. And if you actually like drinking scotch, you would drink it neat... the real ones know.

Just like coffee, if you're putting milk and sugar you're not really tasting the roast or bean.

OP just trying to have a good time and everyone roasting them. Tough crowd lol

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That’s what a double should look like in the first place. Good on her!

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The iceeeeeeeee😭

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Enjoy OP! First thing any distiller will tell you is to enjoy it however you want - add ice, add water, add garnish, so long as you’re enjoying what you drink that’s what matters. Ignore the haters!

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Lol M3. No they definitely would not tell you to add whatever you like. What a utterly ridiculous thing to say.

Nice of you to tip her so well. Cheer OP!

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I used to brag about how much alcohol I could drink when I was in high school. You are so cool!

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KPMG 2 what you talking about lol?

Man, that's the kind of pour I give myself at home. Always disappointed when I (rarely) go to a bar and get the standard 2 fingers.

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That’s what she said

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i thought a jigger was one shot lol

Ruined with all that ice

But the ice 🤣🤣

Bartender must have thought all drinks must be filled to the top otherwise why not use a smaller glass 😂

Fine to dilute with water but ice is always wrong

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