There’s a bird outside my window that sounds exactly like a Microsoft Teams Ping. I’m all for animals but this bird has got TO GO.

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Birds aren’t real!!!

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At least it ain't a Twitter ...

Haha thanks!

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I HAVE THE SAME SITUATION! I almost ran out the house yesterday morning to throw water at it

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