They fired me but forgot to take my work phone!!! I'm so happy 😝

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The work phone is yours dumb ass! They don't take work phones back

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Lol top talent herr

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Yo, who gives a fuck about work when you have a free iphone 6. You can always find a job but you can't steal an iphone, you know what i mean?

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Hahahaha pwc3 you have no idea... Getting laid off was the best thing happen to me. The phone is just a bonus on top of all

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@OP why is your grammar so poor?

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OP it's the little things in life. Sorry for all the criticism you're randomly getting on this thread (wtf?)

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Love your attitude btw. You will rise again like a Phoenix from the ashes.

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Yayyyy! I love it

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You can steal an iPhone. How long do you have service for?

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Did you get fired because you failed a drug test? I'd rather have a salary than iPhone, but that's just me.

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Lmfaoooo OP keep smiling fuck the haters

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Wait but real talk are these layoffs still happening?? Wtf

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Haha deloitte3 you are one judgemental piece of shit, did you know that? I am off to a better company, so take this and stick it up in your ass 🖕🏻

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This is such an absurd thread

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Do you still get service?

What practice and vertical op?

Yup do tell practice and vertical. And date. We want to know. Thanks!

Don't be jelly @pwc7

I'm planning ahead, in case it happens to me too. How long is your service on for

Ive heard more coming.

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