Trying to be slick by staggering when my office friend with benefits leaves for lunch and I do didn’t matter, the Office Manager/Front Desk person ALWAYS knows what’s really going on...🤷🏽‍♂️ 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🙋🏽‍♀️

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I have read this 5 times and I cannot make a coherent sentence out of it. Sounds like you’re having sex with your coworker? Good job!

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My take away from this post: something, something, aw cute! Two systems administrators found each other! 👨‍👦

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This is why I’m in IT and you’re in copywriting. But thanks man!

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I always knew when I had a desk with a view of the parking lot.

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You gotta be more descrete little brother. Go out diffent exits too.

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Thanks big bro! But we also staggered our entrances, and I even let her take the elevator while I took the stairs. Thankfully our office manager was cool and didn’t blow our cover.

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I only focus (obsess) on the bad parts of my review, even though the rest was glowing. Why?!

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