Wasn't down to socialize during my virtual conference, so I added a bunch of weird pronouns to my zoom username.
Nobody reached out 🙂

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This is brilliant

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What weird pronouns?

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No no, you got it all wrong! "Weird" is also one of my pronouns 🙃

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If you identify as those, no one can say anything, right?

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Yer damn right! (unless they want a lawsuit) And I most definitely embodied those pronouns during the session.

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It would have 100% worked on me.

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Lol, imagine the conference was for D&I 😅

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Op, I think you’re high IQ probably broke the scale. If I add these to my email signature will clients stop emailing me?

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"If you have any further questions, please reach out to Mr X (he/him), Mrs Y (she/her), or Qfy Z (Siklj/Brtffp). Thank you for choosing RSM!"

I can promise, they'll reach out to everybody but you🥴

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Genius

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Lool, I try

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