What's your almost-had-a-heart-attack mistake at work?

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Just out of school, I started as a contractor at a F500. They put me on ppt reporting automation. Revenue info for high level execs. Slides were pretty and it saved a ton of time, but a few months in, I noticed something no one caught. Table headers were being switched for two continents. Either the reports were going straight in the trash, or... Well, I don't want to know.

Boss at the time was great though. Talked me down when I went pale. Ended up working there full time after a while.

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