When you’re reading a brief and ideas are sparking... then read further and see the client has suggested that concept:

Post Photo
likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

I'll take "Things That Never Happen" for $1000, Alex.

funny

And if it does, think better!

like

Related Posts

I’m in a tough spot—still waiting for conflicts to clear and out of the blue, a partner reached out regarding a project that they’ve staffed me on. They want my availability to begin working on the matter next week…how do I handle this? I haven’t given notice, but expect to do so soon…I don’t think it’s prudent to start a new matter esp. since I know I’m leaving…but I can’t turn down work with a straight face (especially because my hours are in “checked out” mode)…

like
like

Coming off anxiety meds, withdrawal symptoms are terrible. Panic attacks and crying on client site (in private) daily. It’s obviously affecting my performance - how to tell my manager?

like

Does anyone else feel bad or guilty when they don’t have something delivered on time not because of yourself but client and external delays?

like

LA: after months of layoffs and salary reductions, we are back! Looking to hire a rockstar LA-based Project Manager at our small independent agency. Projects vary from photoshoots to retail to branding/strategy. Looking for mid to senior level. Diverse candidates encouraged to apply! PM me for details.

like

Hello,

After onboarding in Deloitte USI Hyderabad do we need to report immediately from next day to office as per hybrid model or we can continue wfh until assigned to project

like

Hey I have an large project idea but I am looking for a business partner who is interested in helping fund the project. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to find a business partner like that?

like

Is bfs account Contract get extended or they simply release and we get bach to parent (cts), for another project is complete bgv happening or they just handle from their side?

like

I am going to join CitiusTech in 40 days. the hr said i can opt for 1 day wfm in a week. but if i am in a phi project then i am not eligible for wfh. can anyone tell me what are phi projects in CitiusTech

like

The thing I struggle with the most on a project is being able to quickly understand the business process of the clients across different industries. Any tips or resources I can use to improve that?

like

Has anyone transitioned from being client facing to fully remote software sales? If so, what were the major differences in day to day? I'm currently on site with customers 3 days a week focused around hardware sales but have an interesting opportunity for fully remote software at a higher pay.

like

Hi fishes,

This annual appraisal I have got a good % of appraisal increment on my salary but I was not promoted to a senior developer (although I have been mentoring a junior dev in my team and been part of building the project by implementing new technologies and tweaks) and my total YoE is 3.5+ years. What could be the reasons? What should I do now?

Thanks in advance!!

like

Hello biz dev folks! How are pitches going? I know summer is upon us but curious if the threat of recession is affecting anyone. I had my first client say they were holding off on an initiative due to that. But it could just be a good excuse. 😂.

like

Guys, can you list down your experience in working with EY, which you are missing in your previous job. Or, something good at your previous job which is missing in EY. Please comment those. It can be anything like good project, managers, WFH, benefits, flexibilities, Hi, 

I want to cancel this 200Rs Netflix membership for this month. How to change this in my card settings, I am not able to find the settings in ICICI website to cancel this. 

like

I woke up and realized what’s bothering me about my (biglaw) firm.

They’ve been so busy bragging about how great of a job they’re doing responding to client inquiries and guiding them (cont)

like

hi EY , in GPS Service line , will there be client interview to get project

Anyone witness slackers who got into companies you have no idea how? Had a coworker who does jack chit at work besides chatting on Facebook yet lands at a faang company? I guess if he brings the same work ethic he will be spit out for sure. Or maybe he just had no interest in doing project work.

like

Hi fishes,

My friend in Dxc getting calls for libertymutual , does this project is good pick

Yoe - 3.5
Tech stack - Java dev

likefunny

Hi, Is it good to join Salesforce for Technical Consultant role (YOE - 3.2 years) ?
I checked with few of my connections, they saying I will be mostly allocated to Salesforce industries (Vlocity) project. Please suggest about the team structure and work life balance for this role.
and also in future, is it possible to apply for IJP in Salesforce ?

Please provide your thoughts on this.
Thanks

Salesforce

like

What is project specific BGC in TCS?

like

More Posts

I was told getting CFE could increase my earing potential by 17%, has this been anyone else's experience?

funny

What’s the best credit card for points in the UK. I’m from the US and have the Chase Sapphire Reserve and the Marriott Amex

like

Hi all NICE interactive solutions is hiring for various positions. Anyone interested DM me.

Post Photo

Hi all,

I had two technical rounds in tcs last month and now I have got the offer letter from tcs.

But I found one thing unusual that I did not have any salary negotiation call neither any hr round.

They released offer letter directly on ibegin portal with 60% hike on my current ctc .

Should I consider this as a fake recruitement.

Please let me know your thoughts.

Thanks

like
like

How would you handle not getting a lunch break when you are a salaried employee treating patients for 40 hours a week? I don’t get documentation time either, but all notes are to be completed the same day. Some of us have reached out to HR and we’re told to discuss it with the regional director, but the regional director says we’d have to come in early or leave late to block out a lunch break. My commute is an hour each way, so I’d prefer not to make my day any longer. Advice?

like

I have a Q that I worry is going to make me sound like a jerk, but want some opinions. I do strength training 2x/wk with a trainer who was assigned to me at a gym where I bought a pack of sessions. I don’t really consider myself “his” client bc the relationship is managed by the gym… but lately he keeps saying like “I can’t wait to see what my clients give me for Christmas” and I find it super awkward. I pay $150 per session for these workouts (cont’d in comments)…

likehelpful

Have any American Producers ever successfully been able to freelance abroad (London or Amsterdam)? Any advice?

Time to update the website. Squarespace? Any other recommendations or tips? Thanks!

like

Hi Fishes ,

Im looking for a new job.

Tech Stack MERN/PERN.

exp : 2 years

Looking for a referral

like

Any consulting fish preparing for a PE exit willing to chat about prep and what to expect from the interview process?

like

Hello everyone. I’m currently interviewing with Oracle for a program director role and I’m nervous. Any tips or pointers you guys can help me with to secure this role would be certainly appreciated.

Thank you Oracle

like

Hi,

I have interview with
Amazon for Business Analyst role. Any tips for preparation would be really helpful. Thanks !!!

Amazon

like

Are people still live on here? I was diagnosed last year with ADD and I’ve tried two stimulants so far. I know they aren’t meant to be a magic pill but I’m still struggling with general tasks and feel like I’m doing the bare minimum. The Nurse has suggested I try non stimulants. What are peoples experiences with meds ? Did they work or not?

like

How does someone like Elon Musk can go on to do so much while I can barely get out of my bed, keep my job and have the will to live?

like

I've noticed that my coworkers tend to work more on their own than with others, even when they're all in the office. Is this normal? I feel like it would be helpful for everyone to talk about their projects more often—I mean, what if someone else has solved the same problem you're trying to solve already?

like

Interested in PR. Would love to learn and be a part of PR Team 😊

like

Feeling grateful & proud as I reached my goal ($50K by 25) 5 months early. But I can’t help feeling a bit overwhelmed. In the lifelong scheme of things, $50K doesn’t seem like much. I worked really hard and sacrificed a lot (including mental health) to get to this but it seems a little tiring knowing I still have so long to go. I recently moved out and in with my BF so my expenses are split, but nonetheless they are still expenses. Any tips on continuing this journey and keeping the drive?

Post Photo
likehelpfulfunny

Hello ? 👋

like

Joined Accenture Strategy team! Happy to help if anyone needs a referral:)

like

Additional Posts in Ad Memes

What Account Managers think I do...

Post Photo
like

I’m in this pic and I don’t like it

Post Photo
likefunny

do u want a piece of me😤

Post Photo
likefunny

Sad but true

Post Photo
likefunny

Presenting to the client like:

Post Photo
likefunny

Howdy. @Dong.Draper here reporting for duty. I love reading your caption submissions to my IG stories, so I’m stoked we now have a dedicated Meme Bowl where we can do more of that!

K back to banners.

likeupliftingfunny

AM: Hey, I know you’re dead but the client needs some small changes to your copy...

Post Photo
likefunny

Me visiting this bowl:

Post Photo
likefunny

Which team are you on?

Post Photo
likefunny

Meme only for Brazilian folks. I'm sorry, guys. 😘

Post Photo
like

The longest, shortest seven yrs of my life!

Post Photo
like

Tag yourselves I’m “I want ur body copy”

Post Photo
like

Let’s make this Soho House, a Soho Home.

Post Photo
like

Come thru with that .0000009% conversion rate

Post Photo
likefunny

Presenting an insight about “Staying connected while we’re apart”

Post Photo
likefunny

I never thought I’d ever be able to use this line.

Post Photo
likefunny

Agency: Now more than ever is the time for productivity.

Me:

Post Photo
likefunny

PM: What’s your calendar look like?

Me:

Post Photo
likeuplifting

Client listening to me explain why they can’t have their phone number, physical address, email and fax in their radio ad:

Post Photo
likefunny

Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.

Post Photo
likefunnyuplifting

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal