Why is the sun only up from 8-5 rn??? That mf is really pushing its luck this close to bonus szn

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I think a walk around the neighborhood without your phone would do you a lot of good right now

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It’s me, Jamison! You named me after your favorite alcohol

Sun is up all the time. You’re the one screwing around rest of the time

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What?

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Found the square

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Should be fine. Still within the SLA I believe. When it starts going down before 4pm we may need to escalate.

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