Would it be a good idea to create a program where you create an ad agency in prison and made a reality show of it? It could be like “we wanted to give convicts a new skill to pursue a career when they get out”.

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Shouldn’t we be giving them marketable skills?

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Aren’t we already in prison enough?

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holy shit where do you work at lmao

Knock off a year for a gold lion. Love it.

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Brilliant.

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Toxic behavior and lack of talent gets you paroled early and job at a top agency.

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The movie Crazy People does this but at a mental institution

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I mean, modern advertising does reward a criminal mindset

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If I went to prison this would be the only possible way I’d survive

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You could always file down an old Epica into a shiv.

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Already been done, minus the reality show. https://www.concreates.com/. Vincent Bragg spoke at the 3% Conference 4-5 years ago.

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Can you look someone who through the circumstances of birth ended up in prison in the eye, and tell them that they can get a job at an advertising agency?

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Well I guess it’d be like the custom chopper show. Brands would pay to have their product be the assignment of the episode for PR.

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Imagine criticizing someone’s concepts in prison. And that person was put away for murder, or even something lighter, like assault. How do you think that person will react when you tell them their ideas suck?

People get attacked for looking at people the wrong way in prison. This idea for a reality show is not a good idea.

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It exists, www.concreates.com.

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I would watch 🍿

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**** looks around agency **** “I’m already here”

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I get you’re joking but I’ve always wanted to open up an ad school for incarcerated people.

And a promotion after a short time there

CCO of the San Quentin Collective

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So making an actual sweatshop. With real slaves?

They’d get paid.

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Make them work on a client that reminds them of their crime - Scott Peterson has to work on a baby food account.

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