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Would sneezing on a Partner by accident get you fired? Asking for a friend.

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Yes. I overheard a partner say he got sneezed on today by someone and was going to fire that person tomorrow

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No, but don't do it twice though.

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Did you wipe your nose on his tie afterwards? If so, you, too are partner material

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Accenture doesn't have partners.

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They will hate you, but you won't get fired

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I once did it intentionally!

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No...

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Depends! Was it a wet nasty sneeze or just a dry quick sneeze?

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I once shook hands with a principal right after putting a lot of lotion on my hands. He came to my desk! He wiped his hand on his pants non chalantly

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No chill .

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😂😂😂^

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Snot on suit?

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Sneeze and fart at the same time in the partner's car may.

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They are not monsters

Wet and nasty sneeze

Ooohhhh OP, I'm sorry, the guillotine is out for you.

It'll get you a shitty project and maybe a slap in the face, but you won't get fired.

PW1/2 😂😂😂😂

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