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McKinsey adding value 😂😂😂

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“Yeah John, after our spans and layers assessment we recommend doing a 2800 person RIF. Oh and we can offer them free subs and recommend they buy our products at the employee discount rate as a perk to not sue us while still increasing the top line.” - McKinsey EM. John response, “Brilliant guys. That’s why we pay you $5mm”

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Ah yes, the McKinsey Way

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I mean if Deloitte fired me and gave me a one year subscription to Office 365 and Deloitte PPT Tools it would soften the blow. So much free time and so many nice slides that could be made just for meeeeee!

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Dead 💀🤣🤣🤣

Not even one of the top 10 worst things McKinsey has done…. So there’s that

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Did pelaton consult mckinsey

Lol the face on that poor woman. “I could’ve gotten a 5 figure severance, but they gave me a peloton subscription instead”

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“Use our service so you can run your butt out of here a little faster”

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That’s like rubbing salt on the injuries. Good that I did not buy their equipment.

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I agree it’s salt in the wound but if they hadn’t gotten a free year people would be just as mad about that. “Cheap skates can’t even comp a year of my subscription after laying me off with no warning.” Can’t win either way.

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Senior management at this company really spinning their wheels trying to turn the company around.

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This is just to add insult to injury situation. Are they giving just subscription or Pelaton equipment as well to kick it regularly 😉

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Would love to know what genius thought this made logical sense. They literally have idiots in executive leadership if they thought this was a wise move. McKinsey, I love you, but this is a god awful recommendation, respectfully.

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Nice - low marginal cost benefits that likely can't be utilized... You can tell jaded consultants came up with that one

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Great news: You’ll have a lot more time on your hands for well-being! Bad news: Income may be a challenge.

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Was laid off in Sept. Unfortunately we will be seeing many more coming. It's what happens in a recession. Unfortunately I now also have my age against me. Not in a mentally good place at the moment.

Folks that were in consulting during the ‘08-‘09 recession - what was it like? Did firms conduct layoffs? If so, how deep did it get?

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How is job security at Qualcomm ? Any earlier or recent layoff or firing news?

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Am I watching the political version of the Apprentice? Defy me and "You're fired!" While a federal judge can't be fired per se by POTUS I predict there will be turnover in the justice department

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Hi Mindtree Minds, Can you guys pls suggest about the bench policy in Mindtree ? Is it like 60 days or 3 client interviews & after that we are laid off? Kindly suggest as I can see many questions in different bowls regarding Mindtree job security & bench policy
Thanks in Advance!

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Funny how Hill Holliday does layoffs twice this year and still has a lavish summer party. I get it was the anniversary but don’t people want more pay than drinking at a yacht club. SMH

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Have you ever been tested for STD's after dating someone new? I hate to ask his health history...but a part of me worries.

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Here's a quick reminder for vaccine passport skeptics. Visa applicants to the US must show proof of the following vaccines:

Hepatitis A
Hepatitis B
Influenza
Influenza type b (Hib)
Measles
Meningococcal
Mumps
Pneumococcal
Pertussis
Polio
Rotavirus
Rubella
Tetanus and diphtheria toxoids
Varicella

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Will there be any impact on health insurance coverage for my parents if I claim HRA on their name?

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My neighbor got laid off recently from his accounting/oversight job at a small transportation company. Trying to help him out and he is willing to work at hourly wage, Retail etc. to make ends meet for now. Anyone knows someone who might be hiring in NJ/NY area?

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Covid 19 has joined the SEC.

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It seems like news outlets aren't covering Covid as much anymore. Why do you think that is?

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When do you tell employers during your job search that you have been laid off?

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I really can’t do it anymore :( I can’t work the long hours. I can’t do the constant travel. Feeling so sad and alone and like I don’t know what to do to make it better

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Anyone here familiar with the hiring process of KPMG consulting in Van? Had a partner interview on Nov 21, thought the feedback was positive but haven't heard back yet (no rejection/offer). Is it something normal or the interview just didn't go as well as I thought?

It's an experienced hire for an SC role. I saw the posting is still open atm, and my guess is that the recruiting team is comparing candidates since competition is higher due to recent layoffs.

Thanks in advance!

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Since this is my first office job out of college, I have only been in the position for 6 month. I already having an issue with my pay to work ratio, is it too soon to ask for a pay raise to match my workload? So the story is I end up having to do someone else’s job since they are lazy and slacking, however the company doesn’t want to fired him. I feel like I’m pushing too much and they would say no to me or worst. What should I do in this case where I’m overwork and underpaid?

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Has anyone had pet insurance but no longer found it valuable? I’ve had insurance on my six pets for the last four years, but my younger three, outside of yearly shots (which only goes to the deductible), haven’t had any visits (knock on wood) in the last two. Finding it hard to justify $250/mo “just in case”.

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Has anyone used Thesis to help manage their ADHD? I’ve been worried about using stimulants and it seems like a great alternative, but doubt it would be covered by insurance…

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Does anyone else feel like Chicago has basically given up on masks? I try to take a walk every day to break up the wfh monotony and see masks on less than half of fellow pedestrians.

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Can someone not on your health plan leverage Accenture’s talkspace benefit? My partner is going through a tough time and I want them to utilize this benefit (it would help me focus better as well)

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I got am offer from UST as cloud infrastructure services-lead 1 for noida location and client is Maersk. Want to know about client and work environment. Any secret layoff is going within company..my joining date is 10th November.UST Tata Consultancy

Any guidance on how to jump to management consulting from IT experience in product management in canada as a experienced professional

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Sending good vibes to everyone waiting to hear back about their H1-Bs!

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What are some of the essential Salesforce certifications that a Program Architect should have?

Hey All,

Can anyone tell me do we need to maintain any minimum balance in bank account if your company is offering you work permit in Canada?

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What are the best strategies for dealing with stress?

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Help me decide:
If you could double your salary with a new job offer, would you leave a job paying half as much but with a pension and post retirement insurance?

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Is there a high barrier to enter the consulting industry? Also, how long does it usually take to get promotions at consulting companies?

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Anyone joining on Monday 12th Sept(Deloitte USI Pune Location)?
Did you get the laptop?

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Is it normal for a Product Owner to lay out specs for how a feature should work?

I thought that was my job as the ux designer to figure out the best way to solve a need. But I’m getting handed projects where the PO, and sometimes the senior designer has laid out exactly what should happen (components used, flow, etc) to design a feature. It’s really frustrating because I don’t know if I’m supposed to be speaking up on what I think or just do the UI work I’m asked to.

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I am getting ready to send my 2 year old toddler to a toddler program next week for the first time. Have to fill out a form “bathroom waiver”, which is basically allowing teachers at the school to clean my child after a potty, including genital area. I feel uneasy about this but I know I have to let them… I assume all parents have signed such waiver?

How much should a CPA with 5 years of experience in Big Four expect at Senior/AM level? Field - U.S. Tax.

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I have an interview with the CEO of a startup tomorrow. Any tips on questions I should ask or tips in general?

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costa rica vs aruba ? i’m looking to relax and need warm beaches. I know costa rica isn’t known for its beaches but heard about the thermal springs ?

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Should I buy a Mercedes in NYC or NJ ? Costs please help

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Recommendations for GP/family doc between downtown and Addison, near 75 or Tollway? Details inside.

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This explains why my parents and in laws have zero details about the Gaetz story. Even on their headline feed on foxnews.com there is not a single of mention of Gaetz to be found. This is a sitting member of congress with hard evidence of prostitution, with a minor, across state lines. The GOP boomer base is literally living in an alternate reality.

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Could really use some advice. Really struggling at work. It pays well but I wake up dreading it everyday. I’ve started having anxiety attacks. I know this is all first world problems and I should be glad I have a job at all. But I’m seriously considering quitting just to make the pain go away. Any advice?

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Thoughts on NCAA’s potential move towards more trans-inclusive policies and encouraging schools to allow trans athletes to compete against their non-biological sex? Would love to hear your opinions on title IX implications, if any.

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I have a direct report who has a habit of not crediting her peers or direct reports. She’ll claim “I did” or “I think,”when her peers did just as much (or more) of the work. How to coach her?

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How hard is it to change your home office location? Had to move away from home for work and looking to get back to where my family and friends are

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I wonder how much, if at all, Booz will be mentioned in the Snowden movie

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Thoughts on ear piercings? I have multiple but nothing too flashy (most people don't notice the cartilage ones) but wondering if I should remove while at the client site or when meeting w/ partners.

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EY folks, do we still get reimbursement for Turbotax ? Or do we have to use now the EY TAX Chat app for taxes?

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Is it true that total comp for LEK Consultant level is ~$290k? Shocked that EYP and others are so much lower

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Assuming this causes a recession like in 2008, and many people get laid off, how long to take to find another similar paying job? I’m currently a strat manager in FS. Scared for job.

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I got walked at a Marriott Residence Inn in downtown D.C. last night at 1:30am. Got put up in a Courtyard 35 minutes north of the city. I'm a Marriott platinum member, what to do?

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WFH, playing the game "gin cocktail or productivity". Gin always wins. This is why I should go into the office on Fridays...

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Will be resigning from PwC this week. Can anyone share what process to follow and advice to get everything streamlined? What to do with 401k, phone number transfer to personal account, etc. If I have a PTO balance at the time of resigning, do I get paid for it? What else to bear in mind before I take the final steps?

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