Zoom now records and broadcasts the 5 seconds after you hang up the call, how different would your life be?

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I’d be naked a lot

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McK1, I think sir/madam here just doesn't wear bottoms

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My employer now has lots of video of my compulsively checking to make sure I hung up, am still muted, and closed the web cam cover.

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Oh my ...

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They'll just see the camera slider cover it up. Nbd.

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Middle fingers

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Wig comes off

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I don’t understand, they record you for 5 seconds after you end a call and broadcasts to the meeting crew??

Snacks - lots of snacks

Nothing. I’m paranoid as-is and assume everyone can still see and hear me for a good 15 seconds after the call.

Pink slipped

Wait 5 seconds longer to start crying

I'd lose all my money to my swear jar 💰

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