All I need is 4m dollars. That can get 5% a year that’s paid out each year and I can take in 200k each year. Anyone trying to donate me 3.9m?

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According to this app if you don't have that by the time you're 30, you're poor

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Not nonsense per se but a lot of 26 year olds living with their parents and bragging about their savings rates lol

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- Nigerian prince. The real one.

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Sent banking information over as well as ssn. Pls let me know what else you need!

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You forgot inflation

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Average growth rate is 8%? Unless they’re looking for fixed income they accounted for inflation

Wait. You don’t have a 4m dollar salary? You’re doing something wrong /s

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You hiring?

What’s your venmo?

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5% aggressive. Shoot for 3-4%, which means you need $5-6.7M

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Ok. Enjoy your retirement going from feast to famine based on the markets

Why would not working be your goal? Try finding a job that gives you joy??

Me too, add in some gaming in between. I’m trying to learn how to do e-commerce so I can eventually work for myself. Been tough but still learning!

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