Alright Houston sharks, who's up for a date?

Just simple. Nice. Regular. Date.

I'm a M/32/Downtown

My red flag is that I'm 5'4
My green flag is that I'm growing as a person lol.

I recently discovered a song called Bodak Yellow by Cardi B, and boy oh boy, do I feel confident...

So much so it makes me wanna ask my therapist if he's ok.

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Good luck. Elevator shoes may be a good investment

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So just lie about something so major..that's your advice?
I'm not George Costanza from Seinfeld lol.

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On a scale of 1-10 how good looking are you

No, you misunderstood.

But if my comment came across that way, I am really really sorry. I personally know people who have lost their jobs and know how hard it is out there. Thus, it's anything but a laughing matter.

Infact I'd like to extend an olive branch here..I've already apologized, but I'll go a step further. If you feel you need to talk to someone about being between jobs, and related challenges...I'm happy to listen and connect.

Take care.

Race? Willing to date a taller girl? I'm 5'8

Well a cab driver once said to me that I look like a doctor. So .. there is a hint.

And

Yes, sure.

I love your sense of humor! M/39/Midtown. 6 ft 1. If you were into guys, I'd be down! Lol

Thank you so much, I appreciate that. I'm not into guys, however I'm always open to making new friends.

Just FYI tho you'll be shamelessly asked to be in the audience at my open mics at some point, for boisterous laughters, that nobody asked for. (well, i literally just did tho)

And you'll be handsomely paid in a cryptocurrency nobody has ever heard of.

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