Because who needs work-life balance, am I right? 👀👀😒

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Fools game, three years out he will be preaching balance and mental health therapy, possibly strategies for equal footing raising the kids.

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An irrational solution to a perceived, fabricated need. If this is the way, I’ve lost before I began.

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As for Bethany. Your job sounds like a load of bollocks to be fair

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Is that satire lol

That guy couldn't handle being IT support.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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I woke up today tired.

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I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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This is how I feel!!!

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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