Desi Consultants!! - who all are thinking of hiring Sima Taparia (after watching Indian matchmaking on Netflix) for finding your future significant other?

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I'm not slim, trim and educated so she wouldn't want me 😂

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She’s very judgemental! I doubt she’d take me in w/o sending me to a therapy first

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She is a true consultant! Makes these arbitrary matches and leaves. If it works out, she did an awesome match, if not, the stars were not aligned. Pretty convenient 😂

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I don’t want to “adjust”.

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Let’s be honest ...none of her matches worked out, so I would fire her, but the show has made me more curious about looking into a matchmaker.

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I’m not tall enough :(

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She is a 57 year old woman with the mindset of a 77 year old man. I would say that times are changing, but that way already true in the 90s.

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I'm surprised that people are offended by the show. This is the reality of this show. I'm Desi, but not indian. All Desi parents want the same thing, from my experience. Also we have to understand that many people have preferences. We shouldn't get mad at other people's preferences. To each his/her own. Sima auntie reminds me of every Auntie. My parents share similar views.

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I’m not Indian, but I wish I could? Established and educated 35 y/o F widow, no kids... I feel like it would make for good tv?

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D3, almost all dating sites have race and height filters. Also if you want to socialize within DT, romance can happen at ABRG meetings.

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Please help me out here.... Your input will be really great.

I have herd that currently most of the companies are in hiring freeze. (Holiday season, recession or layoffs).

I am trying to apply job for many companies since last month, and i haven't got any response from any of them.

Are there any Organizations still out there who are hiring/open for referral and are in position to handle recession.

Please comment your thoughts. It might make someone's day.

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There is multiple opening in Deloitte.
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Hot take: There’s nothing wrong with having ethnicity as a preference when it comes to dating as it indicates cultural similarity

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