“Did you change your teeth?” Heard on a zoom call, one employee who hadn’t seen another for a couple months.

Hi Fishes,

The Be Well Work Well gifts that some people have been posting about on LinkedIn, is for everyone at PwC AC Kolkata or is it just for Assurance staff?

Hey Dolphins!
Need some inputs and if possible referrals.
I have a current offer from Accenture S&C CN Role L9 under CFO EV practice and have 30 more days left in notice period. Wanted to know where all I can apply and get competitive offers both in terms of comp and brand name?

Btech MBA
Yoe 6.7(3.5 yrs after MBA)
Work Areas FP&A (EPM)

Can someone transition into PE Ops from an M&A background focused in ITDD, IT Value Creation, etc? Thank you.

Hi,

Any lead for temporary accommodation for 15 days in kharadi, viman nagar area

What should be the designation for 11+ exp in Oracle India?

Has anyone tried Isagenix? Thoughts? Did it work?

Anyone use the WHOOP strap? I created a team for traveling consultants - DM me your user name and I’ll add you to the team!

Small air fryer recommendations please? Confused by so many option!

Any opportunity for SAP Business Objects Developer? YOE 5+

Anyone can help me with Navicat cracked version for Mac

Are people who joined in January not receiving any hikes this year at ac kolkata?

Tax loss harvesting question- I have a few underperforming investments (stocks and ETFs) that I’m looking to offload at a loss. If I sell them I would be incurring a loss of around 3-5k. Contd.

Did not sell some of my underperforming stocks before end of 2021. Can I sell now but include them in 2021 tax return? Remember there is some grace period for this.

Anyone recently filed a I539 application and how long it took to approve?

Hows the company's work culture, management and job security? Is it a very strict company.

Hey everyone, I'm in the process of searching for a new sales or account management role particularly focused on mid-size or enterprise B2B sales positions and I’m also open to relocating. My back ground includes; 3+ years of quota carrying experience with a focus on consultative/ solution-based enterprise sales.

If anyone is currently hiring for a position within their company or is able to offer a referral. I would appreciate any help!

For those that are home grown (at least 2 levels) into the PPMD level, how has your relationship with juniors that you’ve been close to from the start evolved? Have you had to pull away from them (intentionally or not) or are you just as close? Is the saying “it’s lonely at the top” rung true for you?

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”