How funny are LinkedIn job recommendations! Recommending a Staff role with 1 year experience at EY to an EY Partner 😊

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I frequently get emails on LinkedIn from recruiters for call center roles 🤷‍♀️ most interesting was for a landscaping company … as a landscaper 😂

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Mine say I'm interested in director, senior director, and principal jobs, and yet I often get "exciting" opportunities to be an entry level analyst or a consultant (6mo contract but really good chance of full time hire! $75k annualized comp!). I don't ghost, on principle, but man do I roll my eyes sometimes.

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Mr Partner I think we have some BD work to do for linked in ;)

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get back to work staff 1

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