I had a dream where my utilization was -0.4%. I woke up in night sweats.

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Please explain the mechanism behind having a negative UT

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You need some drama in your life, it’s unacceptable to have nightmares about utilisation 😅

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I think the negative % is created when you actually do benchwork and it somehow manages to monkeywrench operations. 🤣Utilization % and night horrors go together like fish and chips! 🐟 🍟

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