I tell you, and I mean it, the day I decide to retire from advertising I’m gonna have some fun on LinkedIn. Currently, I’m reverent, to protect my livelihood. But soon as I don’t need the corporate world: Fake announcements about winning lions. Posts about judging it. Big pitch wins that never happened. I’m sure there are more devious ones. But I want them to be just believable enough. Don’t want it obvious. Anyways, I’m sure you all have some better bombs to drop than those.. ideas?

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How about you spill some now keep us entertained lol

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I’d go after the most obnoxious humble braggarts — “I’m proud and humbled to be sitting on this blah blah panel with blah blah geniuses…”

CMO at Hyundai was the worst. At least three humble brags per week, all transparent, ego-stroking self-promotion. I think her BS finally caught up to her. Like, if she spent at least half that amount of time promoting the brand she’d be doing a great job.

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a friend of mine retired and started to have too much fun on linkedin and got blocked from being unprofessional... all the fake sob stories, all the spam, the people that annoys the hell of everybody... they got to stay.

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I'll hype you up

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You'll also need to post your exchanges with your unsettling profound 7 year old child

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Wut? Is someone doing that?

I’ve literally had that same idea. I’m 10 years from retiring. Hope I beat you do it, because I’m planning on leaning into it harder.

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Yes! I’m about 4 years from it I think. And of course, the examples I’ve laid out are pretty dainty, for now!

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Yeah I totally can't wait to retire so I can spend more time on linkedin

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OP, when you do, could you pls DM me. I have a few names I would love to contribute. People who are mean for no reason, condescending and legit not that good but bc they are on staff, treat freelancers like garbage. A bit of a pivot from the content series you’re developing, but I would like to drop names of some first class D’s.

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Wait, you're allowed to have fun on LinkedIn?

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