I was taking a friend to the airport and her flight was delayed, so we stopped at a restaurant to see a mutual friend who was eating there with her entire extended family. There was an empty table next to them with several half-eaten pies on it, so I assumed a previous party had just finished their meal and left. I finished off 4 of the pies and then left to get my friend to the airport. Turns out the pies were part of an employee appreciation dinner for the servers and so (finished in comment)

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Wait, you ate a bunch of pies you thought were strangers' leftovers? Is this normal? Do I need to do more weird things to find love? What is life?

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I waited tables through some pretty broke college and law school years, so taking my tables’ leftovers home (within certain parameters) allowed me to stretch my cash. I also had some climbing dirtbag years where we ate whatever food broke-ass climbers had kicking around, so my standards for what I’ll consider eating are almost nonexistent.

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my friend’s dad had to buy a bunch more desserts to replace what I had eaten.

I ended up marrying that friend and her extended family still brings it up from time to time.

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But like, in total you ate like two whole pies?

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😬😬😬 I really like pie

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I hope you served pie at the wedding

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This is the content I subscribe to this bowl for.

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Oh that’s awesome.

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Wow the New Yorker in me thought you meant pizza pies Lmfaooo

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Had me in the 1st half .. NGL

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