If I just stop coming to work how long until I am fired? Can I make it a year?

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If you're talking about job abandonment and don't respond to HR, about a month. You'll burn any accrued PTO during that time and will likely be sued for the value of your company provided laptop if you don't return it.

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Good luck avoiding the police when they respond to the missing person report

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Ive heard that its only after 1 yr that they'll start asking why you haven't been able to find a project. As long as your counselor isn't too involved, sure, you can be on the bench over a full year with few issues

Speaking from experience...had a consultant go AWOL last year that was on the team I was managing.

What if you’re on the bench 🤔

SM1 What happened to them??

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Hi Fishes In need of some leads. Company I'm working for has announced sudden layoffs across teams (second time in the year). Profile Qualification: CA and Bcom Exp - Articles at Big4 - 3 years Post CA - 6 months as management trainee at a unicorn 2 years as AM Financial Advisory at a big4 Currently working as Corporate Finance Lead. Current CTC : 21L fixed Expected : 21-25L

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Deloitte partners circa whenever they realized they could let everyone leave on their own before the recession, instead of having to pay severance for 300k people.

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Layoffs at Warner and HBO today 😢😢😢

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How do you survive in a company after layoffs? Feel thankful to have a job, but the people left are miserable and overworked and sad.

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Can foodpanda employees share about their Cloud Kitchens & Concepts team? What’s the team culture? Attrition rate? Layoffs?

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Hi Fishes,
Anyone who joined PwC AC Bangalore recently and is/was on bench for 2-3 months?
I'm worried about getting "FIRED". Does PwC fire in such cases?

Connected with Deployer, Coach and RL many times they say I should wait and need not worry whenever requirement will come they will inform me. I have been on bench for 2+ months now.

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Round of layoffs happening at 360i today. Don’t worry guys, take it as a blessing in disguise - you all deserve better than that place. ❤️

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Looking for some insight. I recently got laid off from a growing start up. I loved the culture, the product, & they actually promote their people. I’ve been an BDR for a year at my previous company & then only a month at this one. My goal is to become an AE but now I’m wondering if that’s what I want. Ive been in tech in the Bay Area for 2+ years with previous experience in data management. Thinking of rebranding & getting into partner marketing or anything to get me to 6 figures. Thoughts?

Was laid off at Deloitte Digital and looking to take this opportunity to transition into a strat/product role. I have 2 YOE and did a lot of work with Salesforce strategy / implementation.

Are any companies hiring associate-level positions? Would love to network and have a coffee chat!

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What is the EY severance package ?

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If you’re worried about getting fired or laid off, or between jobs and worried, or looking for work, just know this: you will be okay. Try to relax and enjoy this beautiful summer weekend. (Continued)

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6 months pregnant and just laid off. And 40% of my severance was just taken in taxes .. I just spoke with paid family leave and I no longer qualify even though I had been paying into the program (thanks NY).. I already applied for unemployment but doctors are telling me I’ve got 10-14 weeks left in this pregnancy.. so stressed having twins and being unemployed, no maternity leave, no paychecks coming in, and I’ve been applying but not a single interview.. just ugh. 😭

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What firms are hiring? I most recently was an Associate who got laid off due to pandemic a few months back. Really eager to get back into things but unfortunately have run into bad luck (firms laying off, hiring freezes) during my job search.

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Lost Cdn clients, work slowed. ECD set up a meeting next wk to discuss working on clients from a US office. Aside from arranging for an emotional support clown, any advice on preparing for layoff?

What are you doing for financial security long term?

A lot of post about working in tech seem to focus on two things: making six figures and (unlimited) PTO policies. These things are great but with the recent wave layoffs and uncertainties about what retirement is going to look like moving forward what is something that you’re doing with that tech paycheck now that may not have an immediate benefit but is focused on planning for the future?

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Hi, recently laid off got this offer. Can anyone let me know if this a good offer for Software engineer at H&R block with base package of 105k + 10k sign on bonus (with visa sponsorship ) for 5.5 yrs of exp as SE?

Is there a stock component im missing discussing with the recruiter?

Location -Kansas City,MO

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Layoffs... Any others have friends on the Advisory side? Guess it fits with the cyclical nature of that line of business.

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How is the work culture at Meesho?? Do they layoff people? Is there any job security.

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Hey fishes - I got laid off from my FT job which in a way was a blessing, bc I’ve been wanting to go freelance for years. I’ve been interviewing like crazy since Nov., but nothing has stuck. How long did it take for you to get your first contract? Any tips for getting into the freelance life?

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Checked the GSAP website and there’s a list of approved schools under MBA but no list for those interested in a MS in data analytics (other approved programs). Does this mean we pick?

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Has anyone here switched to a Data Analyst/Scientist/Engineer profile from a non Data background, without having to quit current job and going back to school? Can you share your journey?

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Just finished Indian Matchmaking. Has anyone else watched it? What are your thoughts?

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When wil Tela come to India?

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Anyone from Jammu?

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At a Marriott and I have the day off. Checking out today but I have late checkout and asked for 4. They explicitly said they’d let housekeeping know but at 4 different times today..9:30,10, 10:30, 11

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One going onsite on 27th May . Will be eligible for June variable pay. If so what it will be like from India or from thier?

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Why have unions become so powerless in recent years? A decade ago, the collective bargaining units would get wage increases that matched or exceeded inflationary growth. Now we are lucky to see any positive integer offered.

Realistically, if they are merely securing my job for $100/month they are not providing value! I can protect my own job, AND pay for a decent retirement with that money saved.

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"Reflecting on the meaning behind Labor Day" GTFOH

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How do you guys keep your house clean with toddlers and have time to work full time, work out, cook, play with toddlers, take them to activities, etc? I've never been a super tidy person but I really do enjoy a clean home and try but I have the hardest time keeping up. I did at one time have a housekeeper which helped but we can't afford it at the moment. Just doesn't feel like there's enough hours in the day to get it all done.

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As this is time for appraisals EY GDS,where we get ratings information?

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I am a strategy consultant and just landed a role where I am expected to work with M&A in addition to strategy. Is there any good course to learn the whole M&A cycle as well as financial modeling. I can pay up-to $2k if it’s a paid course.

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Headhunter has reached out to me with 2 opportunities, one with a megafund and another for a small fund I've never heard of and wouldn't be interested in joining. The headhunter is pushing me to consider the small fund. Can be clear with the headhunter that don't want to proceed with the small fund, or does that risk the headhunter not connecting me with the megafund?

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Does anyone know of SE positions/companies that sell into the insurance industry? Or insurtech companies that have SE positions?

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Hello Fishes,

I urgently need a suggestion, yesterday I have joined a company, but I haven't submitted all the documents yet.
I'm yet to complete the on boarding process.
Can I abscond them today i.e. after 1 day?
If yes, what reason I should tell them?

Yesterday night, I have got a better opportunity.

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Anyone heard of the WGU Masters in Data Analytics degree? Seems like it'll be a good option for me (fully online, at my own pace, accredited). Just not sure if this school is worth it. TIA

What is a competitive offer for a Sr. Consultant within D’s Human Capital group? NYC based with 5+ YOE. They offered me 155k base with 10k sign on

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What metrics do other firms use to measure performance of junior staff (for bonuses/promotion) -- client utilization, training completion, project performance, on time T&E reporting, etc.?

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How does Guidehouse Commercial Travel? (Types of Hotels? First class >3h? Per diem/actual?)
Also are there any other perks? (Phone? Profit sharing? 401k match?)

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When you pack dress shirts, do you iron them once u get to the hotel, get them dry cleaned, or alternative?

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Do UberEATS meals count toward the Uber SPG promotion?

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Deloitte folks, what is your year to date client billable hours ? Disclose your level as well please.

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Any reviews for Smugdesk chair from Amazon?

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How’s Montego Bay for a quick vacation in March? Going from Boston and seems like the best deal in terms of flight and not crazy flight time.

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How do you deal with a led that tells you to recommend an option to the client that you've told him has never been implemented well before on past projects and will create more work for the team?

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Not looking for snarky comments 🙏🏾Are there any good Christian dating apps out there ?

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Is refinancing your student loans worth it? Should I go through gradifi? They suggest citizens one education refinance loan.

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The snowstorm was yesterday. The roads are all plowed now and it's bright and sunny out. Please stop driving like you are from Atlanta. Thank you.

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Is it worth jumping to Deloitte (offer in hand currently) in order to position myself better for FAANG 3-5 years down the line? Other options include staying at BAH or trying to get into MBB.

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So I am a PI staff 2 in the west coast. Already in the PIP due to poor utilization last year. Trying everything I can to get staffed this time round but only 50% utilization up until now. (CTD)

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What to do when on the bench.? I'm having a hard time staying on projects. New hire, 6months in.

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Book recommendations: Hi 🐠, can you all recommend a few books that can help me learn a little about the following topics?

- How to go about ideating a new line of service or product? (Understanding market needs and viability of the product, designing/scoping the product, etc)
- How to define a business case for funding an idea?
- How to launch a product and/or a startup?

Starting a Strategy role and would like to use the down time to prepare. Open to other books on strategy concepts as well :)

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Week three on the bench. I'm going crazy here

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Looking for another round of book recommendations. Non fiction preferred.

My recommendations:
Calypso by david sedaris
Story of more by hope jahren
Permanent record by edward snowden

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