I’ll just leave this right here. I can’t believe that this is actually real! 🤔🤪😬

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Next stop Nickelodeon

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It’s kind of like being an Analyst and a Therapist… wonder if those titles can be combined…

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Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You rang?

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I have a friend that was an animator for Disney and worked out of that office. I didn’t get the impression it was the best work environment. They seemed much happier at Netflix.

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It would have been even better/more cringe if autocorrect had changed it to predator.

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It’s almost as it they need an editor for their job postings.

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Omg.

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^comment thread did not disappoint 🤣

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At least they aren't looking for someone to help with their children's content...

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Oh my god. They didn't sound it out or try to?

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The Catholic Church would like to have a word

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😂😂😂😂

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Seducer must’ve been taken

I’ll forward this to a friend of mine, his friend might be interested in the role, my friend’s name is Aladdin.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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