“Just wondering by show of emoji hands if there is sufficient demand across the company for a “euphoria” (slack) channel to discuss the best show on television?”

So many great shows/events to watch in July. Stranger things, better call Saul, the boys, the new Thor movie, UFC 276

Egg mcmuffins - always, always a sure bet. So damn delicious.

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Just finished watching Community. Anyone have suggestions for 30 minute shows to watch? Any genre and any streamer.

Your Go to in the $40 range? I really like copper fox rye.

What’s the funniest thing you ever heard during a khutba?

Is anyone else attending dbt's virtual conference, Coalesce, this week? Do you have any favorite presentations? Here is an entertaining one "Down with Data Science" that does a great job of breaking down what companies really need before they can even support data science. Oh and definitely check out the Slack thread for some hilarious memes!coalesce.getdbt.com/talks/down-with-the-phrase-data-scientist/

any tips for an upcoming interview with zoom as a data engineer?

Bean Box vs Atlas coffee subscription?

Any ideas for individual counseling zoom activities?

Anyone else miss the show Taxi Cab Confessions?

If someone made a game based on biglaw, what would it need to be realistic?

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Pregnant with my first, due 3rd week of April. My husband has an optional work trip in February for a few days, and asked if I was comfortable with him going. My first reaction was of course, it's still a couple months out from my due date and I'm having a healthy pregnancy so far. Am I under thinking this? Any other considerations I should have?

If I am working remotely, should my declarations refer to the city I am actually in or the city of my office?

In California.

How likely is it to be staffed on a DD in the ME region? I see they are quite rare and mostly concentrated on a few consulting firms, but would like your opinion

Just finished Fuqua Global EMBA and Columbia/LBS EMBA-Global Americas & Europe applications. Yale, Booth, Wharton, Sloan, and Darden left. I’m already feeling completely drained. How to go on?

Hcl Did salary get credited ?

Does anyone have experience with trade show marketing ? I want to know how many units of swag to order. Event is expected to get 30K visitors.

Looking into obtaining an e-Discovery certification through ACEDS. Anyone done this and found it to elevate your career/salary?

For the nonprofit attorneys here: What do you do on a daily basis? What skills and competencies do you utilize the most? What are the most pressing legal issues affecting 501c orgs?

Anyone at the big digital firms interested in sharing what makes companies like Intrepid Pursuits a good acquisition? When does a smaller agency look like a good buy for $10-20 mill or so?

IT Infrastructure Project Manager with total of 8+ years experience and package is quite low. What are the market standards ? Please advice folks.

I was very successful as an internaional sales exec at a startup for 15 years before we were bought by a large publicly traded company. The culture shift was dramatic, as was the way that I was expected to work. I was laid off a tortuous 3 years after the buyout.

While I was in some ways relieved (put me out of my misery!) I spiralled pretty hard and after a while started working PT jobs, gig type stuff, etc. while I figured things out, and healed from burnout.

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OW folks what’s the salary for the Associate level?

Please help! I’m a CRC who manages Investigator- led clinical research projects and I want to transition to a PM role in industry (I would slightly prefer not a PM role in clinical trials since I don’t have clinical trial experience.) I’ve applied to PM roles at many biotech companies (e.g. Charles River, ICON, Paraxel) but only got 1 interview which didn’t work out. Which companies should I look to for an entry level PM role? Any good startups to consider? Anyone have any insight or advice?

Hey all, I’m looking for a referral to @Spotify. Is anybody willing to help, I can share my resume with you as well. I appreciate your help.

In my EY offer letter there is no mention of joining bonus.. I have already accepted the offer.
Please help what can be done now?

Thinking of switching employers. Do you think bigger retail stores (the ones that have several locations) are easier or harder to work at than little hole-in-the-wall grocery stores (which is all I've ever done)? It seems like the larger chain stores would have more downtime, but I'm wondering if anyone could give some input.

How much is fair for movers from Boston to Wayland? Bedroom and living room in a 500 sq ft apartment, only furniture.

Has anybody looked into getting a real estate license and work part time along with their current job? My hours aren’t that intense and I have an interest in RE and investing and thought this would be a good way to start in the industry

"How long do you go to jail if you don't pay your child support?" 💀

"If 4 people die in company B they will break down, but it doesnt matter cause company A owns them"

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

Creative 1: “What’s that smell?”

Creative 2: “Oh, I think it’s me. I went to the bar for like 2 hours at lunch. I’ll just light a candle."

Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

What is the most annoying “buzzword” you hear on your meetings?

I witnessed a live proof of the saying - “ Colleagues are not meant to be friends(even if you had long term friendship before) and don’t share your personal & professional secrets - keep your mouth shut”.
How many of you agree on this?

Man, "What? I'm in a meeting?"
Woman, "Did you leave the refrigerator door open again?"
Man, "I can't right now I'm in a meeting, can you close it"
Woman, "Please, make sure it's shut, how many times do I have to tell you. My breast milk is in there, I'm already taking care of one child I don't need another. I'm not your mother!"
Planner,"Hey man, we wanted to tell you but I guess you couldn't hear us. Your camera was off but you weren't on mute.'

100% confirmed Apple getting into self driving Vehicles.

Any feedback about Landing company ? They called me for an interview but I see awful reviews by former employees.

My colleague at work who’s in the junior parallel role / receptionist just drives me crazy. As a Marketing specialist, I oversee our social pages + following on requests from there. Yesterday she said - “Maybe you could also reply to all requests on our general customer email?” I said I don’t know how to prioritise with my main responsibilities - boss and big boss present and stayed silent. Poor time management / ignorance / passive aggression? Feel pity for her! 😡

Coworker 1: “Happy Friday!” Coworker 2: “Can we just like not anymore please. Sorry, but come on.”

Elderly account woman who wears flip-flops to work, I want to throw my shoe at you.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

"And they all sit around talking!"

2nd month into current job at an SME.
Culture is weird to say the least.
Owner’s wife is in charge of HR.
Broke the meeting room door when opening it.
Colleagues are saying I should draft a letter of apology and offer to compensate if I’m planning to stay in this company.

A little background on why they’re saying that. There was once a stain on the carpet of their previous office. The employees were made to fork out the bill for the cleaning.

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So a coworker friend overheard our department head discussing the budget for our position. Safe to say we are both grossly underpaid—her a lot more than me (a man), but even the difference for me is quite large (10k). Any advice on how to proceed?

Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

Anyone hear about Samsung cleaning out their marketing team out of the New York office? Seems strange considering they just launched a new phone.

Biggest pet peeve in the office? I’ll go first. I’m really sensitive to scents so I hate when people eat lunch at their desk. It’s even worse if I’m a new employee, cuz it’s like, are you on lunch or are you working?? Can I ask you a question or not? I always take my lunches away from my desk and other people who didn’t volunteer to smell it. Anyway though. What bugs you?