My girlfriend: *starts joking about something dumb she did* Me: *starts joking along and laughing about it with*. Her: “how could you do this to me?”

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Aren’t you a little too old to date high school students? Or did KPMG hire a child prodigy?

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Her: stoppp it’s NOT funny!

You clearly laughed too loud lol

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