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Pro
Just go for a happy ending massage and call it a day
I had a massage therapist like this and I thought it was kinda hot and then one day he actually sexually assaulted me and it was awful. Be careful!
Pro
I'm sorry that happened! I will definitely stay vigilant
Chief
Marketing 101: know your customer
Enthusiast
He’s massaging you, and HE’S moaning? Don’t hold back, say more than yes 🥵
Pro
I wish 😩
Rising Star
Is he hot? Is he in nyc?
Pro
He's in DMV. He's not like objectively hot. He's older, is a dad and looks like one, but his voice 😩 he could get it any day of the week
He knows what he’s doing haha
Chief
Wait this is hot 😂
Pro
Some things he's said out of context:
"I'd love to work on you for longer."
"I thought you might sing. You have a really nice voice."
"This might be weird to say, but your hair smells really good."
"I don't mind oversharing at all. Feel free to ask me any questions you have about guys."
"I went to massage school so I could touch the pretty girls."
He always puts his hand on the small of my back when we go to the room 🥰 I'm also pretty sure he's seen my chest unintentionally lol
Ooooooohhhhh. Had no idea that was a thing.
Rising Star
Seduce him
Yes!!
Rising Star
Samantha, is this you?
Chief
No, Patrick
I go to my massage therapist because he got claws like a bear! So sturdy and strong!
Chief
Omg y’all are making me want a massage therapist ahahaha
I’ve seen this movie before 📺
Rising Star
How does it end ?
Pretty sure no one will see this but he told me he is in an open marriage tonight 🥰 it was riveting conversation
Anything happen since between you two?
Conversation Starter
My massage therapist gave me her number randomly one session but I book through the company so was confused why. Now we text about ramdom stuff. 🤷♂️
Ask him to work on your pectoral muscles
I hope the finale is as good as the anticipation. Got my own story to share if you wana dm
Rising Star
Lmaooo said he looks like a dad. I am ctfu.
Pro
😄 dads can be hot. I meant he's not like old old, just dad old lol
I mean, wtf will you do after you guys hook up? I almost feel like I’m these cases, the chase is better than the hookup
Chief
Hopefully we keep hooking up? 🤔 He actually told me it happened once before a long time ago. She was in the area temporarily so they hooked up regularly while she was here
I had a massage therapist for years. We never talked. The pandemic hit so I didn't contact him for 3 years. When I finally came back he started flirting with me. He told me he was single and living alone. Found out he was married and living in a marriage of convenience!!! He is from Thailand and trying to get his green card. He started hugging me and kissed me on the lips while putting both hands on my butt. I reported him and he ended up getting fired. If he did this to me, he is doing this to someone else. In 35 years of getting massages, I've never had this happen. I was so shocked at
the lack of disrespect and how selfish he was.