Now that ATL is irrelevant, where does biglaw news (e.g., bonuses, layoffs, etc.) get broken first? Fishbowl, TLS, Reddit, biglawboiz, other?

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Rumors on fishbowl first, confirmations on ig nonequitypartner

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I’VE MISSED YOU WHERE DID YOU GO

I dont say this jokingly but Fishbowl and instagram meme accounts

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Why is ATL irrelevant?

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A6: You didn’t get which joke? The play on “jumping the shark” used by P1 (ref to tv show “Happy Days”), leading to my play on the reference, going with a low-key “Jaws” reference.
Or, did you not get that the remainder of the 2nd sentence is a quote from “Green Eggs and Ham” by Dr. Seuss.
No matter; there are your explanations.
Also, No worries, as stated, it was a compliment to P1 and a play on his wit.
No one else need respond to it unless they are going to surf that humor thread.
Namaste.

I don’t actively check ATL, but I’m subscribed to get emails for any bonus/layoff announcements, so it’s still helpful in that regard in the event I don’t hear the news elsewhere first.

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What’s TLR?

Because A2 misquoted the OP, which was TLS

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If you’re a few years out of law school, usually word of mouth. After that, meme accounts, TLS and here

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