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Yea all these shortsighted people. This is actually great bc it lets you run errands while still appearing at work

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When please fix comes over the radio

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Why isn’t your video on? Pls fix

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Gotta tap that icon…. You know you want to! There are 4 messages waiting for ya!

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Just me here hoping that slack never adds the “read” notification on messages.

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Let’s finish this up strong! What are your year-end self development plans?!
We have our last session of the year of our group/guest financial education cycles at our Downtown Toronto office this Saturday. We go through our first financial education session that we talk about basic to higher level of financial information; from saving, investing, risks and returns, registered accounts, etc. There is no cost and no obligation. If you are interested to attend in-person or via Zoom, let me know.

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I was recently offered a Zoom interview. The school had 10 interview slots for me to choose from. Three were one day this week and the rest are next week. I chose the first time slot available. Should I have waited until one of the last slots so I was fresher on their mind when choosing a candidate? I am just sitting here stressing out until I here something. Also, do interviewers still appreciate a hand written thank you for the interview?

Let’s finish this up strong! What are your year-end self development plans?!
We have our last session of the year of our group/guest financial education cycles at our Downtown Toronto office this Saturday. We go through our first financial education session that we talk about basic to higher level of financial information; from saving, investing, risks and returns, registered accounts, etc. There is no cost and no obligation. If you are interested to attend in-person or via Zoom, let me know.

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Is joining cisco with 26 base 3 lk bonus and 3.5 joining bonus with 6yoe in Cisco webex good?

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How are you teaching middle or high school chorus in the fully virtual realm? I’m looking for new ideas and techniques. I hate that my choirs can only sing on Zoom with everyone muted...that’s the opposite of choral singing :-(

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About to interview for Tech Architect role in Slack Any pointers on what I should expect in the first round?

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I love teaching art but am having to teach remotely to 1150 kids, k - 5. Have about 54 amazing elementary art teachers in my district that share SO much! I could retire (34 yrs), but just don’t want to because I love what I do! Feeling like my students aren’t getting what they should because I am struggling with Zoom, Microsoft, safe YouTube, bitmoji, embedding, downloads, editing, etc. Anyone else feeling this way?

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Hi Fishes,

I got offer Letter from infosys 2.5 months back, now when I am trying to decline the offer by sending a mail to HR, it was not getting delivered as HR left the organisation 1 month back, I forwarded mail to feedback team of infosys but still got the mail from onboarding team with joining details and WebEx link, kindly suggest how to proceed in this case.

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Anyone looking to do a case prep this weekend via Skype / phone?

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Seeking a producer running the in-house production arm at an agency for AIR’s next panel discussion. Topic: Best Practices working with Freelence Directors and Sales Reps. Please message me or comment below. Chat is this Monday on zoom. Thank you!!!

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When is it either allowed or seen as OK to start using FTO? I recently started here and while I’m not looking to slack off and take time off, I just want to know how it works. (Plus, I don’t want to not use something that I can or should use.) Elementary stuff, I know. But I’ve freelanced my whole career until now. Thanks

I am curious how other inclusion teachers are being utilized when the school is doing remote learning. I find that I am sitting in the zoom class and have very little opportunity to contribute. I am having discussions with my teachers on ways that I can better support them and the students when remote.

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Does anybody else think that the Wharton Slack & Discord groups are kinda quiet/inactive compared to admit groups from other schools?

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I recently had an interview with HCL and cleared 2 rounds of technical interview. I waited for a week for HR call but no such call was received. I then contacted the POC who scheduled the interview (he is an HCL employee) and he said that I have been shortlisted and will receive HR call shortly. This was 1 week ago and I have still not received any call. Has anyone else faced the same issue? And if yes, should I even expect a call fro HR?

Looking for a woman with substance behind the looks and makeup...so far, no luck.

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Health insurance premiums going up 30% next year for the cheapest plan. Thanks Obama?

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What the heck is going on with USCIS green card interviews ? I wait months for interview

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Hi All,

I have 6.5 years of IT work experience in supply chain domain and life science domain. I am looking for a good opportunity in SCM domain as a business analyst/ Product owner/ consultant/ etc.

Note : I am serving notice period and next month 23 nov will be my last working day with TCS.

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My wife and I are considering relocating to a new city. I’ve been working with a recruiter who (I thought) gave me a good lay of the land. Which firms to meet with re lateral opportunities, which to avoid, etc. I’ve since spoken with a friend who has connections at other firms that could be a better fit. Do I bring in my recruiter or reach out through connections? Is using a recruiter beneficial to me, or am I better off on my own? How does their fee play in to what I could get as a package?

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Is it SAFE joining Wipro as technical lead (B3) with 37LPA? Knowing that package is pretty high as compared to collogues in same band. HR is not ready to give project manager(C1) position.

Appreciate your suggestions/input.

Would there be any scope of increment going forward?

YOE 8.7

Tech SF DevOps

Wipro Infosys HCL Technologies Tata Consultancy Cognizant

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Hello All is there anyone who working as Scrum Master? I have recently started as SM..need some help.
Please DM me.

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Does anyone else think Rolex should put display backs on their Datejust?

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Aqua terra or datejust 41? I know v different watches but just wanted to get the group think on this

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Does anyone know the salary range of Consultants (level 8) at MasterCard

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If we work in EPAM Anywhere , could we show that we work as consultant for taxation? Or taxation is same as any other employee?

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Is it smart to set up an LLC for holding investment properties and other securities?

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I recently accepted an offer and joined Firm A. I am accepting a better offer next week with my preferred firmB. I understand that if I leave in 2 weeks, I will burn the bridge with Firm A. Would Firm B also not like that I joined A and left them too soon ?

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A is for Accenture

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So my GF went to the gynecologist yesterday and they told her she was infertile, there go my chances of having one more baby. I also don't want to leave her because of that I believe that would be a dick move of me. What should I do?

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MBB folks, do you and your coworkers even consider Big 4 people management consultants? Trying to gauge the general consensus.

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How long does it usually take for Deloitte to get back to you after the first round for consultant position?

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Best consulting firms for defense companies? What credentials do they look for?

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Anyone take SHRM? How many hours did you study?

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If you see several ways to improve a Team when you join, should you 1) Do it slowly over a free months so it doesn’t look like you did really good in the beginning then stopped 2) Wait until you are more involved so people don’t think you just joined and can do all these changes

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How does your firm measure utilization? I work for a small boutique that defines it as utilization = number of billable hours/2,080 and full bonus payout occurs at 80% plus.

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If anyone needs a referral to KPMG, reach out to me on DM!

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Best consulting firms without the massive ego?

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From a book written in 1993, when Kodak was a Blue Chip and Walmart was a Growth stock 🧐

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Project week -1 and already getting 11pm Friday emails and Saturday emails all day from the client. RIP my WLB this summer.

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What’s the coolest industry a client of yours has worked and what made it cool/fun to work? Life sciences? CPG? Tech?

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Want to incorporate CBD into my regimen - anyone have any suggestions or recommendations on sourcing it? Buy local? Find it online(if I can?)?

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Can someone help with the base salary range for a 6+ years experienced finance professional with FRM and CFA certifications in Big 6 firms in Advisory practice?

Also, what should be the expectations for joining bonus during the current times?

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I recently accepted an offer and joined Firm A. I am accepting a better offer next week with my preferred firmB. I understand that if I leave in 2 weeks, I will burn the bridge with Firm A. Would Firm B also not like that I joined A and left them too soon ?

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A is for Accenture

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MBB folks, do you and your coworkers even consider Big 4 people management consultants? Trying to gauge the general consensus.

Lets look at this from 1000 foot view…..we don’t need to boil the ocean here…from a business perspective….please send by EOD today *email received 7pm*…..great value add I also want to include a value share

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Supply chain 🐟 - does anyone give AF about the APICS CSCP certification?

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Friend’s company wants to fly them out for 2 weeks for a project without paying for their flight home during the weekend in between. This is ridiculous, right? I feel like this is absurdly unreasonable, esp given the additional hotel stays would add up to a similar cost of another round trip flight anyway

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I don’t like to travel but everyone keeps telling me how I shouldn’t be wasting my 30s. I’d rather save that that money, but many have described traveling as an investment in myself. How exactly would traveling more benefit me?

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