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Our partner, who art unavailable
Hallowed be thy name
They project won
They work be done
Though not within client budget
Give us this day our billable hours
And forgive us our bench time
As we forgive those who take poorly timed PTO
And lead us not to industry
But deliver us to client site.
🙏

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for thine is the equity, decision making, and freedom from meetingns forever.

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*Thy

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I will say 10 our partners to compensate for this oversight.

PRAIZ THE LAWD 🙌🙌

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Amen

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Holy Julie mother of Accenture
Pray for us quitters
Now at the hour of our transition
Amen

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Peace be with you, Amen.

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& also w you

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Amen

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