Squid games, but when you get eliminated, you get fired.

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So, working at an agency?

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Squid games but when you’re eliminated, they put you on a pitch

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So, normal life?

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Every experience I’ve ever had at agencies

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What?

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Not sure what happened there, but should have read:

Squid games, but when you get eliminated, you get fired. Which agency would be most likely to do it?

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Squid game. But when you get eliminated you get fired. Literally BBQ’d. Game 07: floor is lava.

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So…you’re account got put into review and you’re pitching for your job?

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