Talking to a partner about a case when I said “is that your lunch? It smells fantastic” he replied “yeah it is I need you to leave so I can get to it” 🎯🎯🫠😅😅🤣

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Don’t fault him lmao. Let the man eat

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I don’t blame him lol. It was just funny

The chicken falafel thing I think smelled like Lebanese perfection

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Haha what was he having?

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